I have found an apt poem. Copyright law prohibits my quoting this poem here. However, the ubiquitous Internet has provided some sites which have quoted it, so I will refer you to one that looks respectable:

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=176300

Just replace he/him/his with she/her. And in the third stanza first line, replace 'Lug' with 'Slug'.